Joke time....

Banta asked Santa : Akal badi ya bhains ???
Santa : Pehle date of birth to batao...

Joke time...

Santa : Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho??
Banta : Are ye sher hi hai, pyar vyar ke chakkar me pad kar shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi...
lol...