1
Santa: banta have u done sahaj samaadhi course?
Banta:no, wat do you get after doing it?
Santa: you get samaadhi and….(banta stops him and says)
Banta:” mein sam ‘aadhi’ kyun lu, mein puri lunga”….!!!
2
Santa :if you sit in vajrasan after having food, digestion will be good and fast
Banta: I want it to be superfast, I will eat my meal sitting in vajrasan….!!
3
Santa: In the protest of increased prices, there is ‘bandh’ announced by oppositions
Banta: But they didn’t announce ‘bhastrika’, so how can we have bandh…??
4
Santa: Lets go 2 Satsang
Banta: these people have done mistake, it should be ‘frisang’ or ‘thurssang, as it happens on Friday and Thursday.
